It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Sorry, folks. The comic is going on vacation until September. This is because (a) I myself will be on a wonderful vacation in Florida with my wonderful boyfriend, and (b) because I also prepare for the horror that is college+work+futile attempts to update portfolio.
I wish you all a happy rest of your summer vacation. And thank you for reading this comic, it's really important to me that people actually give a shit.
TTYL!

Karma's a Betch

Nobody steals my shlurpee without losing their chinese takeout!

Beware of Legal Aliens

OMNOMNOMNOM. Now that's what I call leeching off Americans while destroying em. Eh, this place is doomed anyway. Might as well make the most of it and eat some human flesh. Lots of chicks seem to be more than willing to be devoured by a sparkly vampire or a shaved-chested werewolf. Why not an adorable baby alien?

Trickle-Down Economics

Even Ninjas know how the world works.

I'm a Personality Prototype...You Can Tell Can't You

Just saying....the voyager is god knows where and has been going for decades, and still works.